PSG nickname The Parisiens, MU nickname the rags. PSG plays at Parc des Princes in lovely Paris by the banks of the Seine, MU turns out at the swamp in, well, Salford by the trolley-strewn tip called the river Irwell. Manager (ex-rag) multi award winning Laurent Blanc, MU manager mutant ninja turtle and so it goes on but we need to dispense with them both to progress to our rightful place. The diversity of life and football never ceases to amaze.

Looking forward to a sky-blue ceiling in France, the Parisian landmarks and excusing my French.

I love Paris au Printemps …