The absurdity of the FA Cup to the awesome performance in the Ukraine.
Rollercoaster? Blackpool Pleasure Beach; the Bobs (sleigh ride), the Revolution (loop-the-loop), Grand National (named after the race), Valhalla (Scandinavian heaven), Big Dipper (large Liverpudlian) have nothing on us and talking of Scousers, Sunday’s game shall see me hanging on to my seat during the ride when I expect my blood vessels to fill to bursting point and grip strength to go through the roof. Don’t sit next to me you could get hurt.
All you rags, see you in the hall of mirrors where we can all look like Louis Van Gaal.