Well we gave Paul Simpson a warm welcome; I’d forgotten he was so vertically challenged. Course this was lucky; hiding behind a toothpick he could easily dodge viewing his team’s annihilation. A murder of Magpies it certainly was. At least the balding lentil conceded they were seen off by pure class. Whilst their team took a nap Aguero went nap, punctuated by a peach from Prince Harry’s little brother Duke de Bruyne. Merlin was casting his Silva spells all over the park as always but typical City we still needed England’s number 1 and what a week he’s had. Joe gladdens my heart as much as Mourinho doesn’t but note the special one is a Liverpool fan. Is Chelski’s poor form all part of a conspiracy? We know Liverpool’s isn’t they’ve just raided the rubbish tip too often.