{"id":884,"date":"2017-04-10T08:56:08","date_gmt":"2017-04-10T07:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/?p=884"},"modified":"2017-04-10T09:57:40","modified_gmt":"2017-04-10T08:57:40","slug":"billys-blog-to-steven-george-gerard-mbe-master-of-broadcasting-excrement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/2017\/04\/10\/billys-blog-to-steven-george-gerard-mbe-master-of-broadcasting-excrement\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy&#8217;s Blog &#8211; To Steven George Gerard, MBE (Master of Broadcasting Excrement)&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Steven,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you Slippy G. Without your inane comments the Westminster Bridge incident would bring me to tears but your stupidity is so effective at fighting the lachrymal and for that I am so grateful. Caballero was at fault for not saving the penalty properly. After sleeve-wiping my laughing eyes of course I realised that our Willy won the League Cup from the clutches of the red scouse by not saving penalties properly. \u00a0Also Willy should have maneuvered like a peregrine and clawed that ball deflected off the twisted owl-head of Mr. Kompany (welcome back Vinny). You must have shares in Franny Lee\u2019s business.<\/p>\n<p>Maintaining my interests in Kleenex I almost shed a tear for Rio after he hung his personals on the line but his agreement with you and co brought me tears all right, tears of hilarity.<\/p>\n<p>Why do they choose you pundits? Red scousers, red grousers. \u00a0I know, other than to give us a feeling of superiority it\u2019s to make our sorrows bearable. You forget what we\u2019ve been through.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Billy_Meredith_toothpick-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-267\" src=\"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Billy_Meredith_toothpick-3.jpg\" alt=\"Billy_Meredith_toothpick-3\" width=\"80\" height=\"119\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Steven, Thank you Slippy G. Without your inane comments the Westminster Bridge incident would bring me to tears but your stupidity is so effective at fighting the lachrymal and for that I am so grateful. Caballero was at fault for not saving the penalty properly. After sleeve-wiping my laughing eyes of course I realised [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":269,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":885,"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions\/885"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}