{"id":289,"date":"2015-08-15T12:27:43","date_gmt":"2015-08-15T11:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/?p=289"},"modified":"2015-08-17T23:23:59","modified_gmt":"2015-08-17T22:23:59","slug":"billys-blog-chelski-pre-match-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.reddishblues.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/15\/billys-blog-chelski-pre-match-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy’s Blog – Chelski – Pre-match thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"

After the shooting stars at the Hawthorns on Monday night and celestially those I watched on Wednesday we now face the chumpions on Sunday.<\/p>\n

Dr Mourhino, Lisbon donated a doctorate to him in 2008, well it\u2019s gone to his head which is still firmly rammed between his glutes he must think he\u2019s a real doctor. Well he is, Dr Sciatica, gluteal myalgia. This charming man (Johnny Marr a big Blue) is our manager, Charmless nerk is sung by Londoners Blur (enough said). Still searching for his runner-up medal from the Community Shield that he so disrespectfully tossed into the crowd, this medic episode provided a great deflection from his side\u2019s abysmal failings.<\/p>\n

When you really like some beautiful person you’ve just met or maybe a fresh pint of your favourite is in front of you or a toothpick digs in somewhere it shouldn\u2019t, that tingly little feeling you get , well that’s common sense leaving your body. The special one must be tingling all over. Paresthesia it\u2019s called but he\u2019ll know that won\u2019t he? No he\u2019s not a real doctor but he knows how to nurse a grudge.<\/p>\n

The special one (we lock \u2018em up over here) is homozygous for the condescending chromosome. Mirror mirror on the wall his persistent vanity leaves me ehaustipated – too tired to give a shit. Roll on Sunday.<\/p>\n

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